Summaries of a fandom's video games, episodes, movies, comic books, what the fuck ever that contains a story that we feel we can mess around with [and have access to!] for all you people that don't have access to it all. Or for those of you that are interested in what we have to say. Or for those of you that really like your fandom and want to just read summaries of what you've already seen. What. Why are these things so popular, anyway? Oh well, it's great content and it's fun to do.

We summarise a lot of things, so just uhh... click on the one you're most interested in. Uh.

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney

Episode 1: The First Turnabout
Phoenix is nervous! It's his first time... in court.

Episode 2: Turnabout Sisters, Part 1
"Chief? Chief...? Chief!!!"  *cue Metal Gear Solid game over screen.*

Episode 2: Turnabout Sisters, Part 2
Look at her damn outfit! Her boobs are about to fall out.

Episode 2: Turnabout Sisters, Part 3
Oh dear Gods, Redd just punched Nick off screen! You can't punch him when he's off screen! I didn't know Mormons could punch.

Episode 2: Turnabout Sisters, Part 4
The crowd cheers for justice, and Nick knows he's winning -- I mean, the crowd favourite is worth some neat bonus points in Smash Brothers Melee.

Episode 3: Turnabout Samurai, Part 1
He has a really hairy chest and his hair looks like a Luxray's mane. Maya then immediately thinks he did it at least once. Maybe he killed the Evil Magistrate twice.

Sonic Adventure [or Sonic Adventure DX]

Sonic the Hedgehog
No, that's not a sad face. Though I'll probably be wearing one for a while.

Miles "Tails" Prower
You get to fly and cheat-I mean, look for shortcuts.

Knuckles the Echidna
Knuckles resolves to find Sonic and see just what Robotnik meant. Because this couldn't possibly be a trap. Not at all.

Amy Rose
Amy is newly determined to try her best to make Sonic respect her. Um, I thought her whole goal was to get Sonic to marry her?

Big the Cat
Big is very sad because they've been friends for years. It's kind of sad that his best friend is a frog.

E-102 "Gamma"
So after a great big explosion coming from Delta, Gamma says "E-103 Delta, rescue complete!" I think he misunderstands the term "rescue". Hope he doesn't ever have to rescue me.

Super Sonic
Thus does Sonic become Super Sonic, and I think Amy came a little by watching that. Tails too. The surviving population of the city begin chanting Sonic's name like a cult, and he's off to save everyone.

Sonic Battle

Episode: Sonic
In the beginning you can play as either Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, or Sonic the Hedgehog. Variety is abound.

Episode: Tails
Maybe the next game will be called "Sonic and Emerl: Fuck you, Tails!" or something.

Episode: Rouge
The safety of the Nation that seems to be lacking in a name is in her hands.

Episode: Knuckles
When Emerl speaks, Knuckles is confused since he can speak intelligently now.

Episode: Amy Rose
Amy, in her grand delusions, thinks Sonic simply didn't notice her. I promise you, Amy, he did.

Episode: Cream
Cream starts crying again, and Emerl says, "Don't cry...I don't want to see your cute eyes full of tears..." thus prompting disturbing fanfiction all over the world.

Episode: Shadow
At the club, Rouge is pissed that she had to carry Shadow, who is much heavier than jewelry. No matter what she says to him, he won't wake up. Not even the shippy moment.

Digimon Adventure

Episode 1: And so it Begins...
So we begin with the Earth... I think. A voice explains... it's earth. And he has no idea where he is. Um, what?

Episode 2: The Birth of Greymon
"At the tone, the time will be 45 miles per hour, and 90 seconds."

Episode 3: Garurumon
Because the power gap between 2 Digimon of the same rank is indeed that large.

Episode 4: Biyomon Gets Firepower
Tai even says it's a compass! Mimi's thoughts? "Oh well I'm always late anyway."

Episode 5: Kabuterimon's Electro Shocker
The others make their general nerd-aimed comments like "Maybe he's gonna email the aliens" or "Maybe he's gonna ask 'em to beam him up."

Digimon Digital Liveblogs

Introduction to the Liveblog
Ajbcool here, this is the official announcement of my very first Liveblog, covering the Digimon English Dubbed Anime!

Digimon Xros Wars

Episode 1: Taiki Goes to Another World!
"These footsteps have taught me to always never give up!"

Episode 2: Shoutmon Roars!
Just then, one of MadLeomon's jets starts attacking the village of smiles! AND THEN NONE OF THE VILLAGERS ARE SEEN WITH SMILES.

Digimon World 2

Training Mission
With that, Zudokorn sets Akira off to become saviour of the universe! Oh wait... Akira has main-character syndrome, therefore he is retarded...

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Intro
Talking trees. This sounds promising.

Deku Tree
Navi magically comes out from your ass and starts talking again.

Pokemon Colosseum

Intro
Poor bald people, getting beaten into oblivion by what appears to be a pissed-off cult leader.

Dragon Drive

Episode 1: The Sleeping Dragon
Chibi- Dragon Hump Artist

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